O.O Joan, you shouldn't hit someone with an axe.
This seems very "Damsel in Distress"-y. Which means that there has to be a knight in shining armor to save her! :D
.....Or Teddy could just stand up and gut the guys.
Is it sad that I like those two?
They're so... awesome. I mean, jeez, they just took out a vampire in maybe a little over a minute. A young one, granted, but still...
And Teddy is totally going to pop up in a couple seconds and say,
"I'm not quite dead!"